When you are feeling jealous over something, it's time to check in and see what you are feeling insecure about. Jealousy and insecurity prove to be toxic partners time and time again. 

If you have been on the receiving end of one, or all of these paltry attempts to cheer you up after a break up, then read on fellow love sojourner. It can be a hard pill to swallow, but some relationships are better left untouched after the expiration date.

If I were to ask you what "role-playing” means and the only thought that comes to mind is leather harnesses and a nurse-outfit...we have some work to do.